ByDylan Bonds, writer at
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Dylan Bonds

After traveling across the land, searching far and wide, I feel that I've amassed a whole load of great tips which make dating easy, and here I am to share them with you lucky people.

Hopefully, with these pointers from yours truly, you'll have no problem when it comes to the world of dating. I mean, they don't call me 'The Playa From Pewter' for nothing...

Tip #1 - Be Persistent

This is number one for a reason—it's important! Whenever you get rejected, don't get disheartened 'cos it's not the end of the world.

If I had a Pokédollar for every time Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy ignored my charming advances I'd be as rich as Steven Stone, but I don't let it stop me from trying to talk to people.

The more people I speak to, the better my chances are at finding that perfect partner.

Tip #2 - Look Them In The Eyes

Whenever I meet a new love interest, I try and look them in the eyes. This shows that they have my attention and at the same time allows them to see my beautiful soul-windows.

I find this works best when you're already down on one knee. Don't worry, you're not gonna propose so no ring needed, it's just to show where your head's at.

Be engaging, but don't get engaged quite yet.

Tip #3 - Hit The Gym

Being in shape helps a lot when trying to woo someone, so why not head down to the gym and get training. Granted, I haven't been to a gym in years, but I used to be there every day, battling anyone who dared to challenge me. Adults, kids, whoever. I was the king of that place.

Nowadays I've fallen off the cart a bit, but I know that if I went back to my home town gym, I'd easily retake my spot as its rock-hard leader.

Tip #4 - Be Creative

Being boring and predictable isn't attractive, so it's time to start thinking more imaginatively, so find something you can do for your love interest(s) that shows your creative side.

In my case, I wrote a song for the two most important girls in my life. I worked really hard in writing and recording it which demonstrated not only my love, but my uphill battle against the social stigmas attached to polygamy.

Tip #5 - Learn To Cook

Not only do people find it really impressive, but it helps feed yourself too! Make some delicious food and you'll be wooing your date in no time at all.

Why not invest in some decent pots and pans too? For example, I still have my trusty frying pan, which I can also use as a drying pan!

Tip #6 - Get A Friend To Help You

Ask a friend to help make you look good in front of the people you want to impress! I bring this ten year-old around with me who acts like a reckless moron, so I look like the sensible, caring older brother.

Of course, some people prefer a troublemaker, but for me it helps weed out the childish ones, and ya' boy Brock ain't about those immature girls.

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Now that you have my wisdom ingrained into brain, you should have no excuse when it comes to dating. Go forth, my master-in-training! Go be the very best like no one ever was!

P.S. If you happen to see Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy on your travels, be sure to tell them "sup". They'll know who it's from.

Has it really been 20 years already? Take a look at how the Pokémon games have progressed since then:

[Credit: The Pokémon Company]


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