With that terribly awkward introductory segment brushed to the wayside like the fallen hair in a barbershop (it just gets worse), let's get down to brass tax here. Gamers do indeed love their puns. Game designers continue to include them, despite our groans, and we love to create our own, despite our groans. So I thought I'd amass some of the best of the best to celebrate the kind of humor that you could, and should, consider to be of the highest quality mankind has to offer.
The Best Video Game Puns That'll Make You Groan... And Not In A Good Way
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The Animal Crossers, AKA Pun Masters
Why do I bother talking to you, Gulliver?
Yes you could have! You cut that s*** out right now!
I Need To Find This Person
That is one demanding phoenix.
Why I Stopped Playing 'Minecraft'
That's right, you disappear, son.
Ohh, So That's Boxing
Now I get it.
Would You Kindly Evacuate Said Bar?
Seriously, you're not wanted here.
Now That's 'A Clever!
I actually died at this one. Their faces!!
You should be ashamed, developer. And me.
Why Did I Scroll?
God damn it, internet.
Cow Groans, We All Groan
De-friend him instantly.
You Ain't Alone
Ehh so I hear...
I've Come To Play With You Again
Because this vision softly... I got nothing.
Not you too, Zelda.
That's Some Solid Advice
Guy seems pretty pissed off. Should partake of his own advice.
Got any other gaming puns you'd like to show or tell us? Let us know in the comments!