If you spent the weekend adventuring your way through the stars in No Man's Sky, I'm sure you've already come across loads of diverse planets, insane flora and plenty of items, compounds and goods that will be sorely missed when you have to discard every, bloody, thing because you haven't enough space in your friggin' inventories.
But despite how frustrating and wonderful the game is in its current state, there's no denying that the true stars, as it were, of No Man's Sky are its utterly batshit crazy wildlife. I have seen things you could never believe, and laughed my ass off as hot dog shaped creatures have ambled their way across dusty, arid landscapes.
Thanks to the magic of the internet, I bring you some of craziest creatures that have been stalking the procedurally created worlds of the game. Get ready to take a gander at...
The Weird and Wonderful Wildlife of 'No Man's Sky'
This looks like a mix between a novelty eclair and something that crawled into your ear that day when you were six...
Please don't ever come near me, friend.
This guy looks like the punchline to a particularly harsh cosmic joke...
"Have you a moment to speak about our Lord and savior, Sean Murray?"
Behold! The googly-eyed, Pop Tart creature from SPAAAAACCE!
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Well, this game is certainly original...
Somebody skimped on leg day, huh?
Five Moons at Freddie's
I think the algorithm may have had a few too many of these...
"I'm a dog chasing stars..."
Oh, just your casual, giant horned lizard dude...
What's the craziest creature you've seen in No Man's Sky?