ByNicholas Montegriffo, writer at Creators.co
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Nicholas Montegriffo

Many of us were first introduced to #Pokemon as kids, but now, after 20 years with the franchise, trainers who their journeys of becoming a Pokemon Master have grown up, and maybe even contributed to the next generation. Our minds are older, wiser, and more tainted with carnal knowledge. We've seen things that can't be unseen. Is it any surprise then, that players are noticing things in #PokemonSunMoon that seem a little...racy? See for yourself:

Stranger Danger

Source: Imgur
Source: Imgur

Here, we see a grown woman corner our underage protagonist alone, asking him to spray her.

Dem Bones

Source: Reddit
Source: Reddit

What?!? Lana!

I mean...

Source: Reddit
Source: Reddit

Lillie, you too?

Kukui Gets Pretty Into his Experiments

Source: somethingwitty-somethingsweet.tumblr.com
Source: somethingwitty-somethingsweet.tumblr.com

Plenty of fans have slavered over Professor Kukui and his sexy but unsafe lab attire. Kukui's unconventional research methods involve getting Pokémon to try out his moves on his rock-hard abs, but quite frankly, it sounds like he's taking a particular kind of pleasure in the process.

Kind of...Kinky?

Source: somethingwitty-somethingsweet.tumblr
Source: somethingwitty-somethingsweet.tumblr

I don't like to kinkshame, but I feel there's something creepy when one thinks about human-Pokémon interaction, and if you don't believe there's already a ton of Miltank fetish art out there, then you don't know the internet. In a world in which humans can capture and command a Miltank...well...you fill in the blanks.

Speaking of Kink...is that...a Dominatrix Fruit Pokémon?

A female-only Pokémon with a domineering personality, superior attitude, thigh-high boots, and moves based around stomping on things. The official site actually makes me feel bad for drawing the comparison, while at the same time reinforcing it, as 'Pokémon or human that approaches it with evil in mind will be punished forthwith'. Maybe some of them want to be punished?

Kneel before Tsareena's icy attitude and moves in this trailer:

Overconfidence

Source:Giantbomb
Source:Giantbomb

Here we see a gang member fronting tough, but when it comes down to it, it seems like he isn't exactly all that. Perhaps his confidence was...premature?

Source:Giantbomb
Source:Giantbomb

What you might have missed

The Pokémon franchise has a history of letting a little lewdness pass under the censor's radar. In our callow youth, some references and innuendos from the previous titles might have flown right over our heads. There's the secret Pokéball hiding place above, which is referenced and made more explicit in Pokémon Sun and Moon.

Then there's an unfortunate implication with Dodrio...

I'm sure Duff and Eda have a lot of fun together.

And then, of course, there's always that unfortunate phrasing.

Is It Just Me?

Those of you who might accuse me of projecting my own dirty mind into a kid's game, there are more people noticing this all the time. The quote below is from a random Hiker NPC that can be encountered in Akala island.

No, the NPC never explains what he is talking about.

Noticed any more sexual innuendos in Pokémon Sun and Moon? Post them below!

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