Deranged Clown Stalks Innocent 'Pokemon GO' Players in Florida
HvUseen Wrinkles
Gaming Writer
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For the past 2 years, people all over Southwest Florida have been spotting a creepy clown popping up in unusual places around the community. His name is Wrinkles The Clown, and if you haven't heard of him yet you might be sleeping under a rock. This 65 year old Rhode Island transplant has been scaring the crap out of kids and adults alike, and here's the kicker… HE GETS PAID FOR IT.
This 65 year old Rhode Island transplant has been scaring the crap out of kids and adults alike, and here's the kicker… HE GETS PAID FOR IT. That's right, Wrinkles the Clown gets paid by people to prank their friends and scare their children straight. He will also creep around your party or event for a couple hundred bucks as well.
So now that we have you up to speed. Lets get into these recent, chilling sightings shall we?
See anything wrong with this picture? You might not see it right away, but when you look closely there is somebody totally in the bushes. That somebody? Looks like Wrinkles The Clown to us!
Take a closer look at this zoomed in picture...
Alright so you saw a clown in the bushes while you were playing Pokemon GO, cause for concern? Well this is the second time this has happened in a week. Look at this picture that was submitted last Wednesday from around the same vicinity. Both pictures captured while playing Pokemon GO. Coincidence? Maybe… Weird? Most definitely.
So what is going on here? Is Wrinkles targeting Pokemon players in general or was he was just hired by a parent to scare their child specifically? We may never know for sure, but what we do know is.. this is creepy as hell any way you slice it or dice it. Think about that next time you are out there trying to catch em' all.
To see more Wrinkles The Clown creepin' on people, check out this YouTube page dedicated to Wrinkles sightings.
Have you seen Wrinkles?
If you've spotted Wrinkles the Clown in your area, especially while playing Pokemon GO, let us know! This creepy phenomenon seems to be spreading, and we want to keep track of all the sightings.
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